What can you expect at this show from Simon Cowell–groomed U.K. boy band One Direction? Deafening screaming, barstool serenades, a million bucks’ worth of camera-phoneage and, of course, the smell of cheap body spray, wafting on stifling clouds of estrogen. Not to mention "What Makes You Beautiful" and other maddeningly catchy boy-band anthems. Plus, you'll no doubt get an earful of Take Me Home, issued in November and already a certifiable smash. Calm down, ladies!
Location: Izod Center, Nikon at Jones Beach Theater
Time: 7:30 PM